Movie: The Italian Job
June 2, 2003

I saw The Italian Job (a/k/a Buy A Mini Cooper).

You wanna see a cool heist? Check the box office or video rental store with your six, seven, eight, nine bucks. I know computers can do great things, but Ed Norton's mustache was totally crooked. Oh, and also, that shit could never, ever happen.

On a similar note, I bet people who drive Mini Coopers feel pretty cool until another Mini Cooper pulls up next to them. Then they feel like the biggest jackass in the world.