Movie: The Hulk
July 9, 2003

I saw The Hulk.

But the real star of the movie was this dude who played a high-ranking military official. I'm not sure where he got his crazy super powers, but he totally flew a helicopter as if there weren't hundreds of people under him who trained specifically for enemy threats;

and then he had a cell phone call patched into his helicopter headset and somehow his daughter was able to hear him over the deafening chopper noise (I know! Totally excellent power!);

and then when his enemy (Hulk) reached his destination, the high-ranking military official appeared out of nowhere at the top of a staircase. But where did he park the helicopter? In one of San Francisco's numerous parking lots? It doesn't matter. This dude is totally getting his own sequel and/or golden shower.