Movie: Joe Rogan: Live
May 17, 2007

I don't usually make it a practice to review movies that I haven't seen, but since I'm always right, what's the point in fact checking? Behold the the following recommendation that I received from Netflix with a few of my own comments in brackets:

Because you enjoyed  The Comedians of Comedy we think you'll enjoy Joe Rogan: Live! [wrong] One of the stand-up circuit's rising stars [wrong], former tae kwon do champ [unsure, but sounds wrong] and bad boy of comedy [definitely wrong] Joe Rogan first made a name for himself on television, with appearances on "Fear Factor," "The Man Show" and "NewsRadio." [none of those involve tae kwon do] In this blistering performance [half-truth], the one-time martial arts master [okay, I need to look this up already] delivers devastating comic blows [wrong], skewering everything from Noah's Ark to Osama bin Laden [a/k/a fart and dick jokes], in a set that shows no mercy. [you got that right]

Fuck. I like wasting my time before regretting it on my deathbed as much as the next guy, but there is something called responsible journalism. I feel that Netflix has misrepresented the truth, so why don't I help them out by removing all of the incorrect statements in the above description.

Because you are an adult crack-baby, we think you'll enjoy Joe Rogan: Live! Former tae kwon do champ Joe Rogan makes audible sounds in a recorded medium.

You're welcome, liars.