Movie: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
April 2, 2004

I saw Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind. The movie was probably good, but read these jokes from the wrappers of my Laffy Taffy.

Q: What is the definition of a farmer?

You might guess a guy who farms, but no.

A: It's someone who is outstanding in his field.

That's a pretty advanced joke for candy. But then the wrapper took an unfortunate turn…

Q: How many pigs does it take to make a hamburger?
A: None. They are made out of cows.

If I find John G. of Kaysville, Utah, I'm gonna punch him in his eight year old head. His jokes suck and that's no way to entertain. Seriously. He could learn a lot from Tara K. of South Bend, Indiana. She probably applies herself and sends Laffy Taffy eight submissions every day after finishing her trig homework, so stop writing jokes like a baby.