Candy Bar: Skor
August 6, 2003

Skor beats the toffeed shit out of Heath. I don't understand why everybody is all calling each other about how great Heath is, because Heath adds miniature nut pieces into the toffee that predetermines where the toffee will break. Also, nuts contain moisture which makes for a chewier experience. I don't eat toffee for chewy, son. Heath is like training wheels for a candy bar. It might as well be pre-chewed. Skor is the real deal and spits in the face of anyone who thinks it needs warning labels. Kids, do not get your parent's permission. Expectant mothers or those who suffer from heart complications should not use caution. Crunching a hard, glass-like substances is safe enough.