Nelly's Band-Aid, Vol. 2
by Sir Awesome and Alexis Siemon
Do
you think Nelly still wears his face Band-Aids?
I mean, at what age does a person decide that he's too old to wear Band-Aids on his face every day?
Do you think the skin under Nelly's Band-Aid is more clean and supple than the rest of his exposed face? It probably depends on whether or not he changes the Band-Aid daily. I hope he can afford to do that, you know, after buying all those fucking Band-Aids.
I wonder if Nelly has a permanent outline of a Band-Aid on his cheek from years of ripping it off of his face. Just thinking about his nightly ritual of scrubbing the grime that stuck to the adhesive is ridiculous. If his cheek gets raw from all of that, I bet he protects the sensitive area with another Band-Aid.
If Nelly goes to bed wearing a Band-Aid, do you think he wakes up with it covering his eye and stuff? There's also the danger of it peeling off, and him inhaling it in the night. Seriously, if he wakes up next to someone without his Band-Aid on, does he panic and shout, "I don't want you to see me like this!"