Nelly's Band-Aid, Vol. 1
by Sir Awesome and Alexis Siemon
Do you suppose Nelly is ever dissatisfied with the day's Band-Aid placement? You think he re-does it if he gets it slightly askew?
I wonder if he ever cut himself and was shit out of luck because he used all of his Band-Aids on his face.
I wonder if he ever cut himself on his face and wouldn't put a second Band-Aid on, because that would look foolish.
But seriously, if he's going out to a fancy restaurant or wedding or something, does he wear his "nice" Band-Aid? If so, I bet it's encrusted with diamonds.
I bet when he opens presents at Christmas, he has to act surprised and say, "Heyyy! Band-Aids! I can totally use those! No, really! It's a good present!"