Good Band Name, Bad Band Name
by Sir Awesome & Sarah Brown

Good band name: Black Guy
Bad band name: ctrl+alt+del

Good band name: Ponyboy
Bad band name: Harmonious Insanity (which is what I named an imaginary band and also an imaginary album at age 14)

Good band name: Cutters
Bad band name: Jerry at Tricks

Good band name: Whaleshark
Bad band name: Sissy's Paycheck

Ooh, I like Whaleshark. And good call on Sissy's Paycheck. That band is doomed to play open mic nights.

Good band name: Power+Power (Obviously, a two person band)
Bad band name: Snuffy Smitz and the Moonpie Boyz

Good band name (but in 1992): Caller Go Ahead
Bad band name: Los Dicks.

Wait... I like Los Dicks.

Yeah, I was going to say that you have those two reversed. I'm not crazy about Caller Go Ahead. However, I would listen to Los Dicks. If they suck, hey, what did I expect? They're called Los Dicks.

Good band name: Duel Field
Bad band name: Superprolifica

On second thought, I'm not sure about Duel Field. Well, no, wait. I like it. I stand by Duel Field.

The problem with Duel Field is you think it's Dual Field, and they suck. Nobody sells anything that way.

Good band name: Thistle
Bad band name: Dr. Delicious and the Panty Line

Good band name: Decult (They're a Cult cover band, but reggae.)
Bad band name: Ampersand

God, does Ampersand ever blow.